so i got my dad to let me trim his eyebrows the other day
that was fun
he had started to grow big wings up there and it had been driving me crazy for weeks
so i grabbed a tiny pair of scissors and a little comb and marched him into the bathroom
made him take of his glasses
and he fussed a bit
but once i had the scissors near his eyes he had to shut up out of fear
they turned out really good
even mom agreed

i wish i had taken before and after pics
but i didnt want to push my luck

so here’s an example from the internet

but my dad’s were actually much worse, with several SUPERlong hairs that curled out and up and brushed new heights of his forehead, somehow resembling feathers and the antennae of a large insect…