1. i need someone to make me workout and to make it fun

2. i need someone to do my grocery shopping and only get healthy stuff and foot the bill for it all

3. i need someone to make me go get a haircut

4. i need someone to choose which haircut i should get
(these are both before and after images from past episodes of Shear Genius in honor of the premiere tonight… obviously the cuts i’m considering are the ones on the right)

(keep in mind i have a very round face, VERY straight hair, and a total disinclination to do any styling whatsoever… but i do like to be able to make it look fancyish when i’m getting dressed up)